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Haddow Swapna Dave Pigeon
Winner of the Greenhouse Funny Prize; shortlisted for the Sainsbury's Book Award and numerous regional awards, this hilarious series is adored by its readers! If you can read this, you obviously understand Pigeonese. You may read my book. If you're a cat and you've learnt Pigeonese . . . (Ha ha ha! As if a cat would be smart enough to learn Pigeonese). This must mean if you are a cat and you are able to read this, you have taken a pigeon hostage so that you can trick them into translating the Pigeonese words into Meow. I demand you release the hostage pigeon now. My book contains top secret ideas that are none of a cat's business. Dave Pigeon is writing a book on how he defeated Mean Cat in order to help fellow pigeons everywhere. Cats beware! A hilarious debut for 6+ readers with black and white illustrations by the superbly talented Sheena Dempsey.
1505 Руб.
Buckhaven Rob The Alcorithm
Do you always ask for the same old wine, the usual pint, the reliable spirit? It's all too easy to play it safe, and finding new favourites can take time and effort. Until now. Using the algorithm 'If you like this, you'll love that', this ingenious guide will lead you by your taste buds, using your existing favourite drinks and flavours to reveal vast varieties that will also suit your palate. Fan of New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc? Try Sancerre for similar grassy notes. Partial to Vintage Champagne? Believe it or not, you may also like a Brown Porter. Those who enjoy Scotch Single Malt Whisky should give a Californian Pinot Noir a go, while a preference for Pornstar Martinis suggests you'll also be fond of Japanese Sake. Exploring the gamut of flavour styles, from floral and fruity to smoky and spicy, then showcasing all the drinks in which you can find them, from wine, beer, cider, tequila and vodka through to tea, coffee, mixers and everything in between There's a whole universe of incredible wine, beer, spirits and cocktails just waiting to be discovered and enjoyed - if only we can step outside that comfort zone. This book will show you how.
4434 Руб.
Stamp Emer Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig
This laugh-out-loud funny debut will please boys, girls, pigs, vegetarian farmers, ducks . . . everyone except for evil chickens! This is me. I is Pig! If you is reading this, you can read Pig, and you is very clever. Unless you is an Evil Chicken, in which case, don't read this! Pig is troubled. Usually, life on the Farm is pretty good. He has yummy slops, a true friend in Duck, mud to roll in, and Farmer to scratch his back and call him Roast Pig (his special nickname). But the Evil Chickens are up to something evil, involving a tractor-rocket. And Duck has something else to show his porcine friend: a shed where Farmer prepares to eat Pig for dinner! What can Pig do? If he goes in the Chickens' trocket, he might run out of slops. If he stays, he'll become sausages and bacon. But if Pig and Duck can come up with a plan that involves the chicken house, the trocket, some itchy sheep, and an imaginary fox - maybe they can fix the Farm . . . or maybe they'll land in even more trouble. Don't miss the hysterically funny debut from Emer Stamp and Pig!
868 Руб.
Read Me and Laugh. Funny Poem for Every Day
A year full of wonderfully funny poems. The READ ME brand has been a publishing sensation, selling tens of thousands of copies and continuing to sell strongly for half a decade. This brand-new collection features a funny poem for every day of the year, from rhymes that will raise a gentle smile to verse that will make you laugh your socks off. This book is packed with gems new and old from poets such as Charles Causley, Roger McGough, Lewis Caroll, Paul Cookson and Wendy Cope. Chosen by Gaby Morgan.
1243 Руб.
Dr Seuss Fox in Socks
The Dr. Seuss classic about the irrepressible Fox in Socks gets a brand new look – bringing his hilarious tongue-twisters and rollicking rhymes to a new generation of readers. The classic story from the one and only Dr. Seuss, now with a brand new look! Fox in Socks teaches a baffled Mr. Knox some of the slickest, quickest tongue-twisters in town, and you can read along too – if your tongue can manage it! The perfect book for budding readers, the new style brings an old favourite to a whole new generation.
1065 Руб.
Landy Derek Skullduggery Pleasant. The Faceless Ones
Third bone-breaking, belly-busting adventure in the bestselling series that puts the "funny" back in... um... funny bestselling series. That didn't really work, did it? If you've read the previous Skulduggery books then you know what the Faceless Ones are - and if you know what the Faceless Ones are, then you can probably take a wild guess that things in this book are going to get AWFULLY sticky for our skeletal hero and his young sidekick. If you haven't read the previous Skulduggery books then what are you doing reading this? Go and read them right now, so that you know what all that stuff in the previous paragraph was about. Done? Good. So now you're on tenterhooks too, desperately awaiting the answers to all your questions, and instead you're going to have to wait to read the book. Sorry about that.
850 Руб.
Wilson Jacqueline The Tracy Beaker Trilogy
'I'm Tracy Beaker. This is a book all about me. I'd read it if I were you. It's the most incredible, dynamic, heart-rending story. Honest.' Ten-year-old Tracy is one of the most popular and well-loved children's book characters ever created. She lives in a Children's Home but would like a real home one day, with a real family. Meet feisty, funny Tracy, follow her adventures and share her hopes for the future in these three beautifully observed, hilarious and touching tales, all told in Tracy's own words.
3147 Руб.
Hsu Lin Amy Splat the Cat. A Whale of a Tale. Level 1
Young readers won't even know they are learning the "-ell" word family as they devour the newest Splat the Cat I Can Read, in which Splat's search searches for the perfect shell in this new story, just right for beginning readersresults in a ride on a whale! Splat the Cat is off for a day at the beach in Splat the Cat: A Whale of a Tale by Rob Scotton. Splat is excited because his grandfather told Splat that you can hear the sea if you put a seashell up to your ear. Splat is determined to discover a shell like that to bring back for his grandfather. But as hard as he looks on the beach, all he can find is broken shells. Until he gets some help from a new friend-a whale. Splat the Cat: A Whale of a Tale is an I Can Read Level 1 book. It is perfect for kids who are beginning to sound out words and sentences.
831 Руб.
Like It Basket White 170
This Like It Basket is a perfect choice if you want to organize your drawers and cupboards, and ensure your clothes are no more a messy heap. This multipurpose basket allows you to store towels, socks and inners. No more mess in your wardrobes; just organize them in the box and retrieve whatever you want easily. It has square holes all over to help you easily see the contents inside and provides easy access to the things kept inside from the top. You can also stack them and combine with other Unicorn baskets and drawers to maximize storage. .(1)Made from high quality plastic material(2)Helps in keeping cupboards and wardrobes organized. (3)Can store towels, clothes, socks, inners and more(4)Can be combined with other Unicom drawers and baskets(5)Stackable(6)White color..
0 Руб.
Виниловая пластинка LaMontagne, Ray And The Pariah Dogs - Live - Fall 2010. 1 LP
Треклист: A1. For The Summer A2. Beg Steal Or Borrow A3. You Can Bring Me Flowers B1. Like Rock & Roll And Radio B2. Henry Nearly Killed Me (It's A Shame)
6649 Руб.
Vanish / Fabric stain remover, 500 ml
Vanish is a powerful stain remover that can help you get rid of stubborn stains from your clothes and other fabrics. This stain remover is designed to work on a variety of fabrics, including cotton, polyester, and even silk. With its powerful formula, Vanish can remove even the toughest stains, such as coffee, red wine, and grass.Vanish stain remover comes in a 500ml bottle and is easy to use. Simply pour a small amount of the solution onto the stain, rub gently, and then wash as usual. The results are amazing! Your clothes will come out looking clean and fresh, without any trace of the stubborn stain. If you want to keep your clothes looking new and stain-free, Vanish stain remover is definitely worth a try!
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First Words with Peppa. Level 1. Box Set
First Words with Peppa is a levelled reading series of Peppa Pig Storybooks and Sticker Activity Books, suitable for children who are learning to read, or are learning English as a foreign language. First Words with Peppa is based on the Dolch Sight Words list - the 220 most common words found in children's English-language reading material. Each Storybook introduces around ten Sight Words. These words are repeated regularly throughout the story. It is through this repetition that children become familiar with the words and begin to recognise them. Any words in the story that aren't Sight Words, character names or important nouns, are phonically decodable so that children can use their phonics knowledge to read them. Each Storybook is accompanied by a Sticker Activity Book, which provides more practise for children to read, write and say the Sight Words. The four stories in Level 1 are: Daddy Pig's Big Jump, Hide and Seek, Paper Planes, and The Traffic Jam. They introduce the following Sight Words: a, and, away, big, blue, can, come, down, find, for, funny, go, help, here, I, in, is, it, jump, little, look, make, me, my, not, one, play, red, run, said, see, the, three, to, two, up, we, where, yellow, and you.
3899 Руб.
Виниловая пластинка Roxette: Good Karma. 1 LP
Треклист: A1. Why Dontcha? A2. It Just Happens A3. Good Karma A4. This One A5. You Make It Sound So Simple A6. From A Distance B1. Some Other Summer B2. Why Don't You Bring Me Flowers? B3. You Can't Do This To Me Anymore B4. 20 BPM B5. April Clouds
28049 Руб.
Hargreaves Roger Mr. Noisy
The bestselling children's books series for over 50 years! Mr Noisy was a very, very noisy person indeed. If Mr Noisy was reading this story to you, he'd be shouting it at the top of his voice. When Mr Noisy sneezes you can hear it in the next country... The Mr Men and Little Miss have been delighting children for generations with their charming and funny antics. Bold illustrations and funny stories make Mr Men and Little Miss the perfect story time experience for children aged two up. Have you met them all?
806 Руб.
Hargreaves Roger Mr Men Little Miss. My Daddy
This very special Mr Men book is the perfect gift for Father's Day. The Mr Men will help you show your daddy just how much he means to you. From terrific tickles and funny faces which brighten your day, to strong arms when you're feeling tired, daddies are funny, silly, strong and cool - lots of the Mr Men rolled into one! Children can also add their own words to the story to make it a really personal gift. The perfect book for your daddy's birthday, a new father, Father's Day, or for giving and sharing any time you want to say I love you, too. Now with a shiny foil cover! The Mr Men and Little Miss have been delighting children for generations with their charming and funny antics. Bold illustrations and funny stories make Mr Men and Little Miss the perfect story time experience for children aged 2 years and up.
1411 Руб.
Dr Seuss Fox in Socks
In this hilarious book, the irrepressible Fox in Socks teaches a baffled Mr. Knox some of the slickest, quickest tongue-twisters in town. Fox in Socks teaches a baffled Mr. Knox some of the slickest, quickest tongue-twisters in town, and you can read along too - if your tongue can manage it! With his unique combination of hilarious stories, zany pictures and riotous rhymes, Dr. Seuss has been delighting young children and helping them learn to read for over fifty years. Creator of the wonderfully anarchic Cat in the Hat, and ranked among the UK's top ten favourite children's authors, Seuss is firmly established as a global best-seller, with nearly half a billion books sold worldwide. As part of a major rebrand programme, HarperCollins is relaunching 17 of Dr. Seuss's best-selling books, including such perennial favourites as The Cat in the Hat, Green Eggs and Ham and Fox in Socks. In response to consumer demand, the bright new cover designs incorporate much needed guidance on reading levels, with the standard paperbacks divided into three reading strands - Blue Back Books for parents to share with young children, Green Back Books for budding readers to tackle on their own, and Yellow Back Books for older, more fluent readers to enjoy. Fox in Socks belongs to the Green Back Book range.
1213 Руб.